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The furniture store keeps calling me....all I wanted was one night stand


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A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.

Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?”

The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.


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So, why is the store 2 miles a way, the average male walks 5 miles per hour, but it has taken my dad 7 years to get a pack of smokes.


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